Sunday, 1 May 2011

Food Ideas - Pigeoning

As a student, you should aim to be well fed as to avoid malnourishment. It's difficult to study when suffering some easily avoidable diseases such a scurvy. As a student however, money is tight and there is no breathing room for savings in areas like rent etc. I'll be giving out some regular tips on cutting down costs in all areas, including eating.

If you're at a mall, you can save money on lunch by waiting for others to discard leftovers. You can have an incredibly nutritious and varied meal, all for free! You'll be the envy of all your friends, never having the same boring old meal two days in a row.

Some Tips:

  • Pick your targets - fat people will usually eat their whole meal
  • Encourage people to buy more than they will eat by standing in line and ranting about the value of larger meals
  • Know where the complimentary condiments are
  • Walk around with empty trays posing as an employee, collecting unfinished meals before they are thrown out
You don't have to be at a mall to pigeon, lunch or common rooms work as well. For a classy night out with a hot date, try pidgeoning at a restaurant!

25 comments:

  1. MIND BLOWNNN! new concept that im goning to try out in AMERICAAA FUCK YEAH

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  2. Very clever! I know things can get tight and these are fairly elegant solutions to a rumbling stomach. +follow

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  3. Update? I need to know more!!

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  4. hope to see some more of those great posts!
    followed

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  5. Awesome ideas. I think I might just try some of these soon...

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  6. This is disgusting on so many levels...

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  7. Hahahaha I'm a poor student and I've never had to resort to this but i guess its good advice.

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  8. Not a bad idea to eat discarded food :D

    I'll have to start chilling out at my local McDonalds :D

    Followed:)

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  9. I'd like to give this a try!

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  10. I'm all for eating cheap, but I think this is taking it a little to far hahaha.

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  11. That sounds... unsanitary, heh.

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  12. I like how they are referred to just as "fat people". Anyways, I'm going to be a poor student soon and will follow as I need advice!

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  13. Great, not really helpful, 'cause I'm still in highschool, but in future might be useful.

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  14. some good tips, More please :)

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  15. A little gross, but might have to use it!

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  16. lol - I have seen this being done! :D

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  17. lol, great advice. It would almost be worth to try it at an restaurant - just to see how your date reacts. :D

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  18. Haha, what a great technique. Every student should implement this in their daily lives.

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  19. All college students should implement this technique.

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